INSTRUCTIONS
FOR USE In the event of one of our
wonderful overseas visitors lets slip a disparaging word
about our lovely country.
Simply ingest contents of Shuggie's Freeze Dried
Nationalism and proceed to kick their fucking cunts in.
This
product will only work if the consumer has a tendency to
confuse the noble quality of nationalism with dastardly
racism.
The effect may vary depending on the amount of catalyst
consumed
(Alcohol).